State of the Union

If you were going to ask how my Thursday night went...
DON'T

State of the Union:

IN:                                      OUT:
-moms                                                -police
-mimosas & margaritas                     -breathalyzers
-band of sluts                                     -actual sluts
-my hair today                                  -yours


Have a good mom's weekend & remember to thank the one who birthed you!

xoxo