How to Take a Tequila Shot

Taught by Kati & Bridges
Step 1:

prepare yourself for how big it is.

Step 2: 

add salt (or kiss the cup like Kati)

Step 3: 

get really excited!!!!!!!

Step 4:

take the shot (not sure where Kati was at)

Step 5:

DIE.

xoxo,

Bridges ay ay ay ay ay. 

ADIOS

Bummer

For those special few of you who had as (excuse my french) as shitty a day as mine. Here are a few thing that help. 
Or actually they just make it worse, but everyone needs a good cry every now and then.

To help you realize you will never have a love like these:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Don't let the trailers song choice fool you, I usually cry through the whole thing. 

You can regret relationships, but they happened and I think that they all were for a reason. There is no such thing as getting people erased but if there were I think we would have a lot of unhappy people in this world. 

Also: I listen to this song on repeat (it's from the movie)

"How Happy are the blameless vessels lot, a world forgetting by a world forgot. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, each prayer accepted and each wish resigned" -Alexander Pope

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

and I just cried watching the trailer

But really you should read the book, and also watch the movie. It's true that we accept the love that we think we deserve, but there are always people out there that can prove to you otherwise.

"And I swear, in that moment we were infinite" -Charlie

Across the Universe

Come on it's beatles music how can you resist

We can learn important lessons from the drug addicted creative men we all look up to of the 60's....

"All you need is love" -The Beatles

To have background music to your tears:

-Bon Iver

-Coldplay

-M83, Intro, Outro, My Tears Are Becoming the Sea

-Sigur Ros

-Explosions in the sky

-The Cinematic Orchestra, To Build a Home

-Oasis, wonderwall

To make you feel a little better:

-Text your best friend

-make yourself a strong drink

-lock yourself in your room and watch Gossip Girl

Now go procrastinate some more and cry yourself to sleep and remember you're never alone. 

Because as the great Aristotle once quoted "Friendship is a single soul dwelling within two bodies"

Goodnight Babes,

xoxo

   

  

State of the Union

If you were going to ask how my Thursday night went...
DON'T

State of the Union:

IN:                                      OUT:
-moms                                                -police
-mimosas & margaritas                     -breathalyzers
-band of sluts                                     -actual sluts
-my hair today                                  -yours


Have a good mom's weekend & remember to thank the one who birthed you!

xoxo

Tweets by Quarter Pounder Kati

Welcome to the newest section called:

Tweets by Quarter Pounder Kati

@KatiMiller1

Wednesday April 10th

at approximately 9PM

Kati became EXTREMELY inebriated (by herself)

and these are her stories

dah dah 

"What's up Wednesday"

1. red cup

2. selfie

3. IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY

1. She wasn't even drinking wine

2. Meggie is the emo friend

3. you can't marry wine

1. ..........

2. but you really don't because then it would get in your way (ew)

3. ..........

1. yes this is awkward

The Morning After Tweet

1. Black out by yourself

2. see I told you she was possibly an alcoholic

3. IT WAS WEDNESDAY

BUT TONIGHHHHHHTTTTTT....

is thirsty thurzday &

it's time to get #wasted

xoxo

Puppy Porn

also here is some puppy porn for you KP

Rainy Day in Austin

Rain, Rain go away 
Come again another day
I really don't want to walk to class in the rain

But anyways, this is a good time to do some weather specific shopping

(Online that is)

First a SHOUTOUT to all of my followers

(Erin, Katherine, Kati, Marian, Anna, Meggie, Sarah, Katie, Liz, Allison, Taryn)

AKA the only people that know about this. 

Yall da best

The absolute necessities  of a rainy day.

1. The Burberry Rainboot

(and if you're not such a snob like me then Hunter boots will work)

Got mine fo Christmas HOLLLA

2. A monogrammed rain jacket

if it's not monogrammed people won't know who you are and you won't be COOL.

That's really all you need to fit in. 

and protect you from the torrential winds and rain that are occurring right now. 

also:

I just found these shoes, and where have they been hiding my whole life?

ummmmmmmm GIVE ME.

alright XOXO, 

morganhatesmakeup

What SUCKS today

You know what really sucks about today?!
Other than the fact that I had to go to Poetry....

#TransformationTuesday

Like are you effing so bored you had to come up with THAT?
It's like #ThrowbackThursday but just GAYER and more Narcisstic.
were you really that insecure about yourself that you had to compare what you look like now to your GOD AWFUL stage?
sorry.... I'm just saying.

Let me give you some grand examples:

(No I don't know her)

(Can't see your face on the left)

(P.S. another reason 12 year olds shouldn't be allowed to have an instagram)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

GTFO

#strongblackwoman

Girllllllll u mo rachet dan da furst pictur

No I am not racist, just please don't post these photos.

PLEASE

I AM BEGGING YOU.

Please put #transformationtuesday behind you

Let's move past this as a society

(BUT FOR $h**$ & Gigs)

I got better at the kissy face don't worry.